“First & Foremost? I Love You. I Love You More than Life Itself.”
“Do You Pi$$ Me Off most of the time? Yes. YES! A thousand Times, Yes!! But… I forgive You, always and forever.”
“Even though Your doing something, saying something that’s causing Me to feel a great deal of pain, either physically, emotionally.. whatev. Those detalis aren’t relevant.”
“But make No Mistake: Even though I will take this Secret to My grave? I will always Prioritize My Relationship with You, Kid… and don’t think for a minute, DR, that I don’t mean You – AKA “the Random Human Being reading this, right now, in this very moment” – because You’d be Wrong. I mean YOU, too. Blood-related?!? Pish-Posh. You go back in the Story far enough, wasn’t Adam’s Rib used to create Eve? Yeah, that.”
“I fashioned You in My Own image, eh? That’s the rumor, anyways. You won’t ever get any Proof because… *snaps fingers a couple times* what’s that saying? “Beliefs Don’t Require Proof”? Yeah, Imma guess that’s accurate.”
“Me? I only had 4 historian-type Guys – I call Them ‘My Besties’ – to work with at the time, to help document My Life Story… and Each from their Own individual perspective(s), You notice – which is Why some of these details conflict with some of the other details in The Book. I mean, “a Broken Clock is still right twice a day, amiright??” I should really come back for a Do-Over, now that Internet has been manifested… I could do some serious damage with this tool.. But – and this is a big butt – don’t sign Me up for ‘getting crucified’ this time; that was by far the worst part of My visit smh.”
“This Book I left for You? It was meant to just ‘get You started’… I was hoping/Trusting that You would figure it all out. True, true – I was winging it, Myself, when I did all that moon, stars, creation business – but in My Own defense, I was still a creation Virgin at the time!?! cut Me some slack!” [N: You like how I threw in that whole ‘virgin’ AKA ‘first time having sex’ thing? that pure genius if I do say so Myself.. talked about “Planting a Seed” Muthaf#ckers!]
“And One More Thing: Take everything You see, everything You hear? Thomas? That Guy was onto something, TBH. [N: and see?? He, too, got stuck with OP’s labels] Take it with a grain of salt. Never forget: those other Human Beings? Also ‘Mere Mortals.’ Nobody knows what I know. It’s for Me to know, and You to find out loll.”
But whenever You find Yourself stuck in any Rabbit Holes or all other manner of f#cked up sh#t is happening to You IRL? Remember this Most Important Thing:
“It’s all Going to Be Okay. I Promise.”
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Conner’s Comments: Everything is A Lesson. Literally, Everything. Either “I’m learning a lesson” -or- “I Am the lesson”… and some Other Person is learning it. But with all due respect, DR: don’t assign any of Your SB’s labels onto IRL Me. I hafta consent to that kind of stuff. And in this instance? I Do Not consent: I’m just *playing* God… that’s Why Folks call Me “a Playa.” **runs off cackling**